Todd's Story Corner

A Santa Claus Scandal

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:21:00 +0000

Toys aren't all Santa is delivering Christmas night...

CREDITS:
Santa - Jeremie Loncka
Audrey - Kristin Levoy

Written, Directed, Produced, Edited by Todd Linden

2008 Campaign in Review

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:31:00 +0000

A fun reminiscing of the election that took over our lives for the last 2 years. But thankfully this time it's only 4 and a half minutes.

CREDITS:
Written by Todd Linden
Edited by Todd Linden and Kevin Constantine

Music:
"Envy Of All Our Friends"
Written and Performed by Jeff Bruckner (www.JeffBruckner.com)

Mindy's Blogosphere

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:37:00 +0000

Your new favorite high school frosh opens her heart to the world.

CREDITS:

Mindy Dunlap - Kelly Harris
Clarke Davis - Patrick Rieger

Written/Directed/Produced by Todd Linden
1st AD - Megan Kirkpatrick
Edited by Todd Linden

S-T-Denied!!! (The Music Video)

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:05:00 +0000

Down with STDs and up with homemade music videos about them!

Preformed by: The Chastity Belts

Shut the F Up!!!

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:36:00 +0000

There's something wrong with this boy, but it's not anger management issues.

CREDITS:
Bob - Luke Epperson
Father - Tobias Jelinek
Mother - Megan Kirkpatrick

Written/Directed/Produced by Todd Linden
1st AD/Cinematographer - Beth Linden
Edited by Todd Linden

Secret Behind Michael Phelps' Success

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:59:00 +0000

There's no way Michael Phelps can really be as good as he seems, right? Something fishy's going on, and I think we've uncovered the truth!

CREDITS:
Michael Phelps - Will Sallee
Written, Directed, Produced, Edited by Todd Linden

(Only three dolphins died in the making of this film. Then a fourth committed suicide, but I refuse to acknowledge it was related.)

My Cheating Wife

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:17:00 +0000

Don't get caught being unfaithful to your husband, ladies, cause you never know how he may react...

CREDITS:
Sarah - Anne Troup
Ray - Jon-Barrett Ingels
Secret Lover - Leroy Brown

Written, Directed, and Produced by Todd Linden
1st AD - Beth Linden
Edited by Kevin Constantine, Beth Linden, and Todd Linden

Cookie Monster Trailer (EXCLUSIVE!!!)

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:22:00 +0000

Christopher Nolan's follow up to The Dark Knight looks like a real doozy! Behold the wrath of Sesame Street's fiercest monster!

CREDITS:
Inspector - Patrick Rieger
Cookie Monster - Tobias Jelinek
Inspector's Wife - Kristin Levoy
Officer - Pyung Kim
Mrs. Pershing - Megan Kirkpatrick
Little Girl - Taylor Jones

Written/Directed/Produced by Todd Linden
1st AD - Megan Kirkpatrick
Edited by Todd Linden

The Price of Gas

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:44:00 +0000

Recent gas prices have bent us over and...forced us to look for new ways to afford it. Here's one option.

CREDITS:
Father - Jon-Barrett Ingels
Ben - Aaron Zachary Philips
Martha - Taylor Jones
Mother - Megan Kirkpatrick
Sketchy Chef - Todd Linden

Written/Directed/Produced by Todd Linden
1st AD/Cinematographer - Beth Linden
Edited by Todd Linden

10 other ways to deal with gas prices.

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:33:00 +0000

The Price of Gas showed you one example of how families are dealing with our country's absurd gas prices. If you're having trouble dealing with the skyrocketing prices, here are 10 other suggestions to work around the problem.

1. Sell your sperm/eggs everyday for forever. But 20 years from now, don't become a silver fox/cougar hunting down the barely legal prey, cause some of them will probably be your offspring.
2. Ask your grandmother for the family's secret pie recipes, then kill her and corner off the market.
3. Set up a Fundraiser 5K Run/Walk for yourself, and say it's because you have a really rare disease so it will be hard for them to prove you're lying. If you're a first timer at this, try Megalencephaly Cutis Marmorata Telangiectatica Congenita. That one always works well for me.
4. Carpool. Not only does this save you money on gas and help the environment, but if you're in a carpool of four, it means three out of every four days you can safely go to and leave from work belligerently drunk. In other words, you're only risking lives by drunk driving one out of every four days!
5. Gamble, gamble, gamble. Because let me tell you a secret: gamblers always win.
6. Move to Iran. They say they hate Americans but really they're just jealous that we have Dunkin' Donuts. Either way, you can win them over with your deceased grandmother's pie recipes.
7. Write a letter to the president. Okay, so this won't actually do anything regarding gas, but the White House will probably send you back a headshot of our commander in chief. Then you can draw a funny mustache on him with a marker. That'll show him.
8. Write a second letter to Bono. He has more control over our government anyway.
9. Commit a really bad crime and get caught. There's no driving in jail. But beware, because they do have a different type of "gassin' the tank" in there, the kind that costs you your dignity...
10. Walk, you lazy ass.

Proposing to Eileen

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:36:00 +0000

A glimpse at true love. What can I say, sometimes I'm just a hopeless romantic.

CREDITS:
Tony - Tobias Jelinek
Eileen - Kristin Levoy
Adam - Jon-Barrett Ingels

Written/Directed/Produced by Todd Linden
1st AD - Beth Linden
Edited by Todd Linden

The Prank

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:20:00 +0000

It's all fun and games until everyone's lives are ruined.

CREDITS:
Lenny - Tobias Jelinek
Parkman - Patrick Rieger
Joe - Will Sallee
Kim - Anne Troup
Derek - Todd Linden
Bathroom Guy - Pyung Kim

Written/Directed/Produced by Todd Linden
1st AD - Beth Linden
Cinematographer - Adam Bagger
Edited by Todd Linden

The Mitchell Little League Report

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:45:00 +0000

Senator George Mitchell is at it again, this time reporting on steroid use in the Little League. Well we interviewed one accused player--you be the judge.

CREDITS:
Brent - Brian Girard
Drew - Robert Scheid
JB - Jon-Barrett Ingels
JB's Mom - Beth Linden

Written/Directed/Produced by Todd Linden
1st AD/Cinematographer - Beth Linden
Edited by Todd Linden

And an additional note of good luck to Matt Jacobs, Kevin McDevitt, and Andrew Parker in their upcoming congressional hearings.

Origin of the "Corner"

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:37:00 +0000

Todd's Story Corner started as a simple procrastination method years ago in my first semester at Boston University. I wrote short stories and sent them to several friends near and far. By the time I graduated, the list of story recipients had grown to over 30 people. I like to think that Todd's Story Corner was like a secret society, but slighty funnier than the KKK and with more of a "can do" attitude than Heaven's Gate.

And now, after a several year hiatus, Todd's Story Corner is back in a new form, ready to take on the digital age! Here I will challenge my computer illiteracy and my mind by bringing you new entertainment in the form of video shorts.

So please take a seat (I recommend cuddling with your computer by the fireplace and sharing a bottle or two of red wine; this all adds an exceptional ambiance for the tales) and enjoy my stories. And after you've enjoyed them, please enjoy telling your friends about them.

Have you opened your wine yet? Take a few sips. Now take one more. Okay, and away we go!

Welcome to Todd's Story Corner!

noreply@blogger.com (todd) — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:59:00 +0000

Please allow me to introduce myself...

CREDITS:
Todd Linden - Himself
Girl in Park - Megan Kirkpatrick
Homeless Trashpicker - George Zaralidis
Homeless Potentially Dead Guy/Briber - Kevin Constantine
Hit and Run Victim - Kevin McDevitt

Written/Directed/Produced by Todd Linden
1st AD/Cinematographer - Beth Linden
Edited by Kevin Constantine, Beth Linden, and Todd Linden

Special thanks to the U.S. Border Patrol for supplying us with footage of two illegal aliens sneaking into our country. (And R.I.P. to the two illegal aliens who were shot moments after the footage was taken.)